Friday at Five

Image via Matthew Kavan Brooks on Society Six

So this past week, in an act of "I don't want to do all this work" rebellion, I watched a movie instead of working late. (R.-This is my public confession. The shame) I watched I Don't Know How She Does It. The movie was very "Meh", but one of the things I thought was hilarious was a scene in which she's making lists in her head. As a compulsive list maker, I could totally relate. In honor of my list making I thought I'd mix it up and tell you a few things I won't be doing:

• Jazzercise- What is this? Has anyone ever actually seen anyone else doing it? Either way, won't be me. 
• Eating ranch dressing- Gross. I think it is the worst condiment/salad dressing ever. Once some got on my hand while loading the dishwasher and I gagged from the smell. That's dramatic and lame, but totally true.
• Making a collage with my celebrity boyfriends on it- I have only one celebrity boyfriend, George Clooney, and he doesn't inspire this type of fandom.
• Watching re-runs of Magnum PI- I prefer Golden Girls or Newhart. 
• Petting puppies- Lame. I should be. This sounds awesome, but alas I have no friends with dogs. 

Now you know. I hope you have a fun weekend. What won't you be doing? 

(Image found via Miss Moss)