A Confused List

Do you have things in life that you perpetually wonder about? I'm sure you do because:
A. When I was little and would complain how bored I was, my mum would say " Only two kinds of people in the world are bored, geniuses and dummies. Geniuses know everything and have nothing left to learn and dummies because they don't want to learn anything. Which one are you?"- Of course I said neither and proceeded to then try to amuse myself. I was no fool and knew there was no right answer.
B. There are just some issues that even Google can't answer.

Here are two of mine (from movies):
1. Have you ever noticed that people in movies always have baguettes in their shopping bags? I think this is an unfair representation of bread eating in America. Do you really buy that many baguettes in a year?
2. What makes Europe, but specifically Paris, always be the place that women go to in movies to "find themselves"? (Ex. Winnie Cooper in Wonder Years, Audrey Hepburn in Sabrina) Does no one ever discover who they really are in Amarillo, Texas or Spokane, Washington? Just sayin'.

What are you thinking on this Thursday morning? Tell me, friend.